"Assbutt."

beautilation:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

reveriewit:

#but can we take a moment to appreciate how tony has taken the time to program a trash can like this

(Source: iamnevertheone)

you’re ridiculously gorgeous

(Source: aheardgifs)

adirred:

lostwiginity:

This looks like Tony and his Iron Man suit reluctantly attending couple’s therapy together.

“I just feel … used. Like … I’m the one who has to do all the heavy lifting in this relationship. It alway seems to be me who has to take the missile to the face, you know? “

“FFS, suit, that’s because you’re the one who’s made of titanium.”

“Excuse me, Tony, but I’m pretty sure that Dr. Banner said that this was my turn to talk. Isn’t that right, Dr. Banner?”

“…”

“Dr. Banner?”

“… Gnuh?”

“Dr. Banner, did you hear what I said?”

“Guh, yeah, sure, you’re making great progress.”

(Source: no-king)

there-was-a-girl:

#THREAT! I FEEL THREATENED!#gets me every time asd;lfjgk

(Source: supermans)

ohmylaniaison:

#i will never get over tony’s body jolt and blink when she says ‘he’s thirteen.’